Wherefore...
Why is it that, with so many breathtakingly delicious fruits in season we can't even decide which to buy, my kids want to open a can of peaches?
Why is it that, even though I've made thick hamburgers from scratch, the kids would rather go to McDonald's? (okay, I don't give them toys just for eating, but still...).
Why is it that, with all the enticing toys and bones I've scattered around the house, Miss Puppy still wants to eat the furniture?
Why is it that, even though she has a closet full of really cute clothes that I'd borrow if I thought they'd fit, Cleopatra-Queen-of-the-Nile wants to wear the same "Little Miss Sunshine" shirt over and over and over and over...?
Why is it that every time I try to make my bed I bang my instep on the bed frame?
Why is it that whenever I go to a restaurant I end up seated at the table leg?
Why is it that I vividly remember every single embarrassment I've ever inflicted on myself (and there have been M*A*N*Y), but I can't remember what I had for breakfast?
Why is it that the "v" key on my laptop keeps falling off and I hae to reisit eerything I write to make corrections?
Why is it that, just when I'm completely exhausted and ready to go to bed, I get some brainstorm for a blog post I absolutely MUST write so I won't forget it tomorrow?
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Why is it that, even though I've made thick hamburgers from scratch, the kids would rather go to McDonald's? (okay, I don't give them toys just for eating, but still...).
Why is it that, with all the enticing toys and bones I've scattered around the house, Miss Puppy still wants to eat the furniture?
Why is it that, even though she has a closet full of really cute clothes that I'd borrow if I thought they'd fit, Cleopatra-Queen-of-the-Nile wants to wear the same "Little Miss Sunshine" shirt over and over and over and over...?
Why is it that every time I try to make my bed I bang my instep on the bed frame?
Why is it that whenever I go to a restaurant I end up seated at the table leg?
Why is it that I vividly remember every single embarrassment I've ever inflicted on myself (and there have been M*A*N*Y), but I can't remember what I had for breakfast?
Why is it that the "v" key on my laptop keeps falling off and I hae to reisit eerything I write to make corrections?
Why is it that, just when I'm completely exhausted and ready to go to bed, I get some brainstorm for a blog post I absolutely MUST write so I won't forget it tomorrow?
Visit my web site, FeeFiFoto.com, for personalized photo gifts. We will put your photos on almost anything. Personalized photo calendars, mugs, handbags, jewelry, ornaments and porcelain plates make great gifts for Christmas, Hanukkah, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, birthday, anniversary, new baby and graduates.
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