It's SOO Hot...
...that some of us find ourselves at a loss for topics of bloggersation, so it's time to check in at the Yahoo! Answer Desk for some remarkably inane questions (and if anyone sees himself or herself here, I'm sorry):
"What football position is best for a small boy?"
How about Spectator?
"Why is phonetics spelt with a ph and not f?"
I love this one!!
"Why not use the X in Xmas for Christ in Christian, XIAN.?"
Well, why the heck not?
"How To become a famous actor?"
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.. no, wait, that's how to attract a squirrel
"When the telephone company gives out numbers do they go in order?"
What, like order of importance?
"Why doesn't water have a flavor?"
It does -- it tastes like chicken
"What are the tiny lumps at the back of my tongue?"
I don't know but I have those too. If you find out, drop me a line.
"I have just found my lost pet hamster in the freezer, it has gone hard and may be dead, what do i do?"
Oh my goodness
"Shud i get this hoodie? its $101.00?"
ummmm -- sure
"Why does Victoria Beckham think she is god when really she is just plain ugly and needs to eat a hamburger?"
hear, hear!
"Did anyone get one of them sony cameras that can see through clothing?"
Okay, that one just scares me
"Is Rory Sabbatini the ugliest man in golf?"
Does that make a difference?
"Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?"
For the same reason you can only get a loan if you don't really need one
"Date a mermaid?"
ummmm
"Does anyone think that Britney Spears latest action is realy an indication of her having a mental problem?"
As opposed to all of her previously rational behavior?
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"What football position is best for a small boy?"
How about Spectator?
"Why is phonetics spelt with a ph and not f?"
I love this one!!
"Why not use the X in Xmas for Christ in Christian, XIAN.?"
Well, why the heck not?
"How To become a famous actor?"
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.. no, wait, that's how to attract a squirrel
"When the telephone company gives out numbers do they go in order?"
What, like order of importance?
"Why doesn't water have a flavor?"
It does -- it tastes like chicken
"What are the tiny lumps at the back of my tongue?"
I don't know but I have those too. If you find out, drop me a line.
"I have just found my lost pet hamster in the freezer, it has gone hard and may be dead, what do i do?"
Oh my goodness
"Shud i get this hoodie? its $101.00?"
ummmm -- sure
"Why does Victoria Beckham think she is god when really she is just plain ugly and needs to eat a hamburger?"
hear, hear!
"Did anyone get one of them sony cameras that can see through clothing?"
Okay, that one just scares me
"Is Rory Sabbatini the ugliest man in golf?"
Does that make a difference?
"Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?"
For the same reason you can only get a loan if you don't really need one
"Date a mermaid?"
ummmm
"Does anyone think that Britney Spears latest action is realy an indication of her having a mental problem?"
As opposed to all of her previously rational behavior?
Visit my web site, FeeFiFoto.com, for personalized photo gifts. We will put your photos on almost anything. Put your favorite pictures on personalized photo mugs, personalized photo Christmas ornaments, personalized photo calendars, personalized photo handbags, personalized photo puzzles, personalized photo playing cards and personalized photo jewelry. Check out our new promotion: order up to four personalized photo calendars and we'll ship them for the cost of one.
1 comment:
That is hilarious--I now know where to look for comedy gold!
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